This. Will. Make. The. Best. Bong. Ever. 

WHAT MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND? Kisses from pretty girls…and this roach that I just found. BELIEVE IN THE HEALING POWERS OF CRYSTALS.

PORTRAIT OF A STONER AS A YOUNG MAN (BABY). You’re never to young to have fun. If there’s grass in the vaporizer, let’s play. 

THE MUNCHIES STRUCK AND I HAD NO FOOD. So I guess I’ll just dine on this little dude. RIP Arturo. Thanks to Tom Adrian Villalobos for the photo submission.

AT MY WAKE, THERE WILL BE CAKE. It will be mandatory that you come baked. You may shed tears, but have no fears: I’ll be in the sky and will be totally fuckin’ high. Free Mumia. Thanks to Tom Adrian Villalobos for the photo submission.

NO SHIRT, NO SHOES, NO WORRIES. No cops, no judges, no juries. Legalize it. Thanks James Griffin for the photo submission.

BRANDY, YOU’RE A FINE GIRL. What a good wife you would be. But my life, my lover, my lady is the cheeb.

GO PHISH, BRO. Pass the “green of hearts”.

NEVER TRUST A GIRL IN A WEIRD HAT, unless she comes bearing blunts that are fat.

Before you eat, the Italian’s say “mon-ja!” That’s cool and all, but I’ll start with the ganja.